Collecting random items, just as I do in real life. I have a post-it collection.

thedeamontablet:

Dean Winchester meme: favorite traits [1/5]
↳ Being proud of the little things 

theprettygoodgatsby:

starxapple:

starxapple:

my grandpa has a date tonight and hes really old and in a wheelchair and has to drag around this breathing machine but hes just sitting there waiting for the hospice shuttle to take him to pick up his date and he looks suPER EXCITED and its the cutest thing ive ever seen 

update he came home and i asked him how it went and he said, “i should have taken an extra tank of oxygen because she took my BREATH AWAY”  

THATS SO CUTE SEND HELP

straight-from-the-earth:

I was not expecting that last photo

(Source: thefrogman)

flirtytwink:

Tragic love story: two boys fall in love and can’t be together because they both wanna bottom

(Source: lamestlatina)

gilinskytbh:

baesicdallas:

So there’s this place in New South Wales called Yass and there is a mcdonalds there and well…..

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"my ass"

open 24 hours

(Source: crimsonskyes)

mothlikestars:

I’ve just cried laughing at the comments on a Jamie Oliver recipe, there was a typo on the website and everyone put 13 lemons into a pasta sauce and didn’t even question it. Imagine eating 13 lemons, the recipe was for 4 people, imagine having that much trust in Jamie Oliver.

bl-o-om:

🌸

bl-o-om:

🌸

(Source: jadethemerman)

fusrodrawblog:

About 95% done! Just need to add water, fish, and the flag on the small castle :)

fusrodrawblog:

About 95% done! Just need to add water, fish, and the flag on the small castle :)

relahvant:

when i make a joke to myself and no one’s around to hear it

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(Source: 1los)

caseyanthonyofficial:

twofingerswhiskey:

a11ysonwonderland:

*points to bedroom* This is where we frick frack.

*points to kitchen* This is where we snick snack.

*points to living room* This is where we kick back.

*points to bathroom* This is where we shit shat.

*points to couch* This is where we chit chat.

*points to computer* This is where we click clack.

*points to shelf* This is where weknick knack.

*points to sex dungeon* This is where we paddy-whack. 

What a truly awful website this is

siralbeta:

shocking revelations

siralbeta:

shocking revelations

theredspaghetti:

welcome to connecticut

theredspaghetti:

welcome to connecticut

ask-the-fearling-rapunzel:

I will NEVER stop reblogging this.

ask-the-fearling-rapunzel:

I will NEVER stop reblogging this.

(Source: thevegancrow)